okbluecomics:

I have 3 cats who on and off like to cuddle…however it always seems like I have to contort my body in all sorts of ways to accomodate them. Do you have this problem? Send to a cat person!

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masochist-incarnate:

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korrawarriorprincess:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

Book: she was a lesbian

Screen adaptation:

Book: “…he asked calmly.”

Movie:

Book: “she was plain and not very attractive”

Film:

Book : She was …

Film:

None of the images will load but I know exactly what they all look like

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redmod613:

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butchfraggle:

butchfraggle:

i cant stop thinking abt the two headed calf poem like ;-; i feel like a two headed calf psychologist no i will not explain

Two headed calf moodboard

#reblogging agaim just so ppl know that reason why the buddy cant stay alive is cuz hes gonna die in 2 days or less#two headed cows cant survive and usually are born dead and have a lot of medical problems#so rather than a tramatic death they get put down safely#cant keep him but can love him enough to not let him suffer

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fangirl-overload13:

himbohargreeves:

himbohargreeves:

I went into Lush a few weeks ago and was like “I want bathbombs that’ll make me go whoa when they dissolve” so the girl immediately gave me this white one and I was like looks underwhelming jessica but sure but you know what fair play to her because my bath knows looks like toxic waste and I did indeed go whoa

slime bath slime bath slime bath slime bath

This is how the TMNT mutated

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greenbaconsmoothie:

uberfluss:

uberfluss:

I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must’ve been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible

the breeder told me he’s been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he’s working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he’s working with something that gives. them a blue tone they’re gorgeous

I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish

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queeranne:

o-kurwa:

This is the kind of content I wanna see on this website

I wish this was more of a thing, sometimes I go to kickbacks and the music is trash

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rubysevens:

rubysevens:

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